Attack of the Sweet Tooth. Revenge of the Brain.

Okay, let me start this off with:

I'm not really a sweet food person. When I get cravings it's usually for things like pickles, or hotdogs, or chili, or Chinese, or Salt and Vinegar Chips, or something like that.

But nooooo.

Not tonight. When the house is stocked with pickles, and left over fried chicken and plenty of Salt and Vinegar Chips.

Tonight I wanted something sweet. But, alas, my options where few.

There was one lone Moon Pie I found shoved into the back of the pantry and some marshmellows...

And I'm thinking: Where's the sweet stuff??????

So I put on my thinking cap, because it was either that or drink a bottle of maple syrup... :(

So... Drumroll please.

I rediscovered Cokefloats! Ah! It's amazing.

I found some vanilla icecream in the freezer... And I'm usually not an ice cream person, but then I thought of the Coke out in the garage!

And I just don't understand how I could go so many years without a Cokefloat.

Because let me tell ya, it was good.

Discovery:



Brain Power:



Muawwwwwwhahahahahaha. Sweet tooth you are no match for the MANDINATOR!



(Forgive me for my ghostly appearance but it was like midnight and I was not about to go put on make-up for a freaking picture.)

19 Back Talkers:

Tuesdai Noelle said...

Oowww? Nice. Too bad for me I can't drink pop at all...but that looks delicious. Gotta love those late night snacks. I think Im going to go in the kicthen and grab a butterfinger :)

Alex said...

I think that there is some name for those (since every drink has a name), but I can't for the life of me remember what it is. They are quite tasty though!

S.I.F. said...

Oh man! It has been a while since I have had a good float!

Loys said...

Cokefloat? Never heard about that. But I'll remember it the next time I crave some sugar.

PS: Yes, you definitely are award-worthy. Your writing is amazing!

Barbara said...

My boyfriend has never had a coke float before. He is seriously missing on on all that yummy goodness.

Organic Meatbag said...

Wow....looks much better than my balsamic vinegar/black licorice float!

Kanwalful said...

Oh my god!!! I LOVE coke float. I thought I was the only retard who made it!!! But good to know there are many like me! I think I'll go make one RIGHT now =D

CI-Roller Dude said...

I responded to a home with a stoned teenager on LSD...he'd made a beer float...

Lisa said...

This. Is. Hilarious. Hahaha, and brilliant! You've made me crave a delicious coke or rootbeer float now, thank you. ;)

Slamdunk said...

Floats are super. I am with you though and have a real weakness for salt and vinegar chips.

Unbreakable said...

wow i never had that before.

Christina In Wonderland said...

Oh my God. I now desire my own coca-cola float. I haven't had one in at least a few months. Maybe it should be a Rum And Coke Float. I think that would be even more desirable... Combining three of my favorite things: caffeine, ice cream, and hangovers.

Chelsea Talks Smack said...

ooo i want all of this right now!

JT-REX said...

Wow this month is only 4 days old and you have a couple posts up already. I like the way you spelled marshmallows. It helps me hear your voice while i read.

my cravings are always savory too. I like sweets but can't eat a bunch at once.

...Tho i would love a coke now that you mention it..and how can you say you dont like sweets when you love starbucks?

Mango said...

hahah I love hot dogs, pickles and salt and vinager chips too!!!!

coak float looks delicious! :)

TheBigShowAtUD said...

you must have really craved some sweet to be so creative. i'm impressed.

you also need to share the pickles, too.

TheBigShowAtUD said...

+s

Amanda West said...

Tuesdai: You can't drink pop?! Ah. That's gotta suck.

Alex: Hm, I never knew they were called something else... Let me know when you remember!

SIF: Yeah that was my thought exactly as I was chugging mine down.

Loys: Yes! You have to try one! And thank you! The award made my day!

Barbara: Get that man a Cokefloat!

Meatball: Dude, vinegar and licorice float... Wow. That one is definatly new.

Kanwalful: Nope. You're not in the retard club by yourself. :)

CI: Beer float? Will have to give that a shot sometime...

Lisa: Haha! You're welcome!

Slamdunk: Yay! Another freak like me who likes Salt and Vinegar Chips!

Unbreakable: Dude, get yourself one! They are awesome!

Christina: Haha! That was hilarious.

Chelsea: Yeah this post seems to be having that effect on people... :)

JT: Well sweets and coffee I put in two different categories... Oh well. :)

Mango: Yeah, bring on the salt! :)

BigShow: Share MY pickles? No way, Jose. :)

Layla Winterborne said...

Hahaha, this is so adorable. I haven't had a Coke float in YEARS...beats the shit outta just plain ice cream. =)