Ain't This Brilliant?!


I have absolutely nothing to say. I have writer's block. Or I've finally run out of actual ideas. It's like my brain just died.

Shrieveled up and died, I tell you.

I mean, I've had writer's block before... Usually nothing a good run or a day or two of doing absolutely nothing but watching stupid chick flicks couldn't fix.

Oh, but not this time.

Because all I do now, when not job hunting is... Nothing. Nothing.

And I can't sleep tonight. I'm worried about my interview tomorrow. Plus, I was craving sweet tea earlier today. And I really should have had more self-control because caffine and I don't play well together.

But noooooo.

I drove to McDonald's just to get a large sweet tea. I think I drank the whole thing in two minutes. I don't live but a hop and a skip from McDonald's and it was gone when I got back home.

Yeah... So. I'm sorta wired for the night.

I dyed my roots, waxed my eyebrows, gave myself a facial, painted my nails... I mean everything I could think of to boost my confidence for tomorrow with the hopes of wearing myself out.

Or using up all the caffine in my system. But nope.

I am now sitting here on the couch, stealing the neighbors wifi... And writing my most pointless blog in a long while.

...I'm killing myself, Smalls.

4 Back Talkers:

Vic said...

happens a lot...which is why i like guest bloggers:)

i need to wax my eyebrows, paint my nails tonight and soak in the tub!:) have a nice weekend!

Roxanne and Lorraine said...

If you think this wasn't awesome, the fact that you (sort-of) quoted The Sandlot is evidence against that. :)

I'm interviewing for a lot of jobs lately too and it's a bit exhausting. I write about life, so when I'm not doing anything, I find I have trouble writing. I'm not a look to the stars and make observations type of writer.

It sucks sometimes.

Good luck in everything!

Lor

Another David said...

obviously i'm a little behind here, but here's hoping your interview went well!

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